Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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