If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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