I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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