she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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