You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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