I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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