You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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