I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
