I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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