As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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