hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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