Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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