wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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