If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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