I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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