I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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