I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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