the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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