I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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