Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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