I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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