On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize