there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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