similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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