Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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