i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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