just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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