I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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