My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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