that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You dont lie about slip and slides
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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