I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
did you just send me my own nude
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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