thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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