Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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