Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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