how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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