seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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