I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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