did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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