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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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