Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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