I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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