The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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