Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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