She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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