I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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