he was CRYING into my vagina
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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