Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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