I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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