I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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