What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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