If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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