Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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