I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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