I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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